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Postby PreartSpawpaf on 30 Jan 2010 15:03

Hi everybody. I just registered here, and this looks like a great forum. Very professional and friendly. Keep up the great work!
I'm just an average city kid, currently i am attending the Rutgers University and my name is Sam. Just wanted to say hello to you
all i hope to have a great time here i guess!






























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One day a government worker was digging

Postby cdef519 on 12 Mar 2010 21:31

One day a government worker was digging through his office drawers when suddenly he came upon a magic lamp. (Oh, c'mon, I'm sure there's one buried in your desk too.) Since he'd heard these jokes before, he knew that he had to rub the lamp and make the genie come out. So he rubbed the lamp and -- oh, surprise -- out popped a genie. The genie asked, as genies will, ?What is your first wish??The government worker thought about it for a second, then replied, ?I would like to be rich!? So the genie granted him his wish, and poof the man was surrounded by piles of money rivaling the heaps of even Martha Stewart and Bill Gates. Since the government worker knew the whole wish process, the genie didn't even have to ask for number two before he said, ?My second wish is to be on an island with beautiful women surrounding me and obeying my every command!?And poof, he was there. Then the government worker -- or, as I like to call him, civil servant -- decided on his third wish, ?I don't want to do any work ever again!?and poof -- ubiquitous ironic twist -- he was back in his office.
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